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I’ve been eating turon the past couple days. It’s all your fault. I’m addicted!!! I realize I eat way toooo much desserts. I need to get a juicer and make brocolli smoothiess mmmmm tastyy (yuckkkk!). I was watchin an infomercial on Jack Lallannes juicer and I thought it was the coolest thing ever! It looks soo intense. I definitely need to get one and make smoothies for everyone. Yay. I’m gonna force the dream team to take a shot of grass with me at jamba juice LOL.

I’ll help u out with the dolphin search

1 dolphin in the inner thigh of the woman
2 dolphins on the hip of the woman
2 dolphins on the dudes arm
1 dolphin on the woman’s boobies
2 dolphins on the woman’s arms
1 dolphin on the woman’s forehead

raisawithlove:

ohdaphne:

raisawithlove:

jack-jack:

I saw nine dolphins LOL

Whatever. You’re a liar. Lapdance-learner-person.

I saw 9, nasty minded girl.

WHATEVER. You guys are HELLA lying. You did NOT see the dolphins first! That’s not possible.. is it?

=( Oh Daphne! Your job makes me so jealous. Smelling like frosting? You smell SWEET, literally! How adorable! I so jeaaaalous. And your customers must be so happy. People yell at me sometimes. HAHA. You no text me. You SUCK!

I swear I saw the nine dolphins and all the sudden a vajayjay popped out LOL

I saw nine dolphins LOL

Mahnn I lost my white shiny phone. I’m really sad. Who ever found it is very lucky and i hate you. I deactivated my sim so if anyone tries to call, you will receive a message saying that the phone number being reached is not accepting any phone calls at this time. I haven’t told my sister. She is gonna be pissed if she finds out and she will never buy me anything ever again that is why I’m never telling her. But enuff about this phone problem it juss depresses me.

Tomorrow I’m going to the beach with my sister. I asked her if I can scuba dive and she said I’m an idiot lol so I’m guessing that is a no on scuba diving. I’m xcited!! I wanna bury my feet in sand and make sand castles. I’m gonna be one with nature! I can live without a cell phone for a week, but Ron can’t haha.

Now let me tell you guys about my bruise. So I got this bruise on my arm a couple days ago from bumping into this pointy object in my car. Yesterday, I got a bruise on my bruise by bumping into the side of the bathroom door. So now it’s a double bruise ryte. And on this double bruise are two mosquito bites and my vaccine for chicken pox. LOL. It looks really ugly, but it makes me laugh everytime I look at it.

If you’re reading this sentence ryte now, I can’t believe you read my blog. You don’t have a life :) Thank You

oh noooo someone got into my tumblr :(.. Why is there porn??!!!